Any recommendations?
well this book isnt really easy to read but its called the absolutely true diary of a part time indian its sooo funny but some of the humor is rude so yeah but its a good book :)(: hope this helps!
Any recommendations? Thanks
Mike Gayle
Try Jasper Fforde’s Thursday Next series, I have just read the first 4, they are hillarious and a must for book lovers!
The Eyre Affair
Lost in a Good Book
The Well of Lost Plots - just finished this one
Something Rotton
First among Sequels
Or try Mike Gayle, I laugh at his too.
My Legendary Girlfriend
Mr Commitment
His N Hers
Brand New Friend
Turning Thirty
Life and Soul of the Party
Wish You Were Here
Dinner For Two
The Book’s Blurb
NOT HAVING IT ALL BUT DOING IT ALL…
Does a wife vow to love, hoover and obey?
It is scientifically proven that no woman has ever shot her husband whilst he was vacuuming. Husbands say they would like to help more around the house, only they can’t multi-task. But would they have trouble multi-tasking at, say, an orgy?
Jazz Jardine, stay- at- home mum; Hannah, childless career woman; and cassie, demented working mother, are three ordinary woman. their record collections are classical, not criminal. But when Jazz is arrested for her husband’s murder, they set out to proven her innocence- uncovering betrayal, adultery, thinner thighs and toy boys aplenty en route.
Sexy. funny and wise, Kathy Lette’s irresistible new novel will strike a chord with women everywhere and ensure that. from now on, we all read the small print on our marriage licences.
‘Writing as taut as Angelina Jolie’s inner thigh- and really funny… Lette crystallizes all pitfalls facing the modern working couple’
THE TIMES
LOL! xD
Sounds like a great, funny book. Will have to look for it. As for love, hoover and obey, no, I sure didn’t as I literally had the OBEY part removed from our traditional wedding vows- in the middle of the ceremony as I hadn’t realized that was really in traditional vows. I was horrified and told the minister I wasn’t vowing to do that for anyone. It got a laugh from all and 22 years later I still like to, on occasion, remind him I had that removed. LOL Love him dearly though and he isn’t the type of man that wants a wife to obey him or I wouldn’t have married him! As for hoover, nah, I am an Eureka lady and actually get some sort of therapeutic mental therapy from cleaning with that darn thing so I would have vowed to "hoover." LOL
http://www.panasianbiz.com/all-about-india/ap-governor-n-d-tiwari-caught-in-a-sex-scandal-abn-andhra-jyothi-news-channel-video/
How it is possible that man of age 85 will do this type of things….and if it is true then i think
Men think monogamy is something you make dining tables out of.
Kathy Lette
Yes he wag caught in a sting operation by a news channel. It very shameful incident. That man was even considered for becoming India’s PM after Rajiv Gandhi’s death. At the last moment Narsimha Rao took over this post. Otherwise that man would had our prime minister.
Lust hasn’t leaved that man even at the age of 85. He has one 30 year old son named Rohit from illegal relations which he is not going to accept as his son.
That man should be ashamed to call himself a man. That man don’t deserves precious oxygen.
Age Quotes Pages: 1 2 3 4 5
Age to women is like Kryptonite to Superman.
– Kathy Lette
I’m so old they’ve cancelled my blood type.
– Bob Hope
When I was born I was so surprised I didn’t talk for a year and a half.
– Gracie Allen
When I was young I was called a rugged individualist. When I was in my fifties I was considered eccentric. Here I am doing and saying the same things I did then and I’m labeled senile.
– George Burns (Just you and me Kid, 1979)
As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can’t remember the other two…
– Sir Norman Wisdom
Yes, time flies. And where did it leave you? Old too soon…smart too late.
– Mike Tyson
I’m affectionately known by Elton John as either Sylvia Disc or the Bionic Christian.
– Sir Cliff Richard
You know you’re getting fat when you can pinch an inch on your forehead.
– John Mendoza
As you get older, the pickings get slimmer, but the people don’t.
– Carrie Fisher
As we grow older, our bodies get shorter and our anecdotes longer.
– Robert Quillen
very good collection. Sir Norman Wisdom’s one is great.
How to Kill your Husband by Kathy Lette.
I just started reading it and wondering if it was worth reading.
It a fiction book and no I don’t need ideas. I love my husband and won’t harm him.
Well I haven’t read this particular book but it sounds depressing. Read something more positive like (Time Machine by H.G. Wells)
Unless you are planning on killing your husband and you need ideas.
Here’s idea, divorce him. LOL!
have you read Kathy Lette’s "How to Kill Your Husband"?
its really entertaining and very funny
The Book’s Blurb
NOT HAVING IT ALL BUT DOING IT ALL…
Does a wife vow to love, hoover and obey?
It is scientifically proven that no woman has ever shot her husband whilst he was vacuuming. Husbands say they would like to help more around the house, only they can’t multi-task. But would they have trouble multi-tasking at, say, an orgy?
Jazz Jardine, stay- at- home mum; Hannah, childless career woman; and cassie, demented working mother, are three ordinary woman. their record collections are classical, not criminal. But when Jazz is arrested for her husband’s murder, they set out to proven her innocence- uncovering betrayal, adultery, thinner thighs and toy boys aplenty en route.
Sexy. funny and wise, Kathy Lette’s irresistible new novel will strike a chord with women everywhere and ensure that. from now on, we all read the small print on our marriage licences.
‘Writing as taut as Angelina Jolie’s inner thigh- and really funny… Lette crystallizes all pitfalls facing the modern
working couple’
THE TIMES
I read it and thought it was quite funny. I’m happy to find someone else who has read it!
BK
Nic and Friends June Sarpong, Eva Schloss, Anne Frank’s step-sister, the novelist Kathy Lette and Gerry Deveaux, Lenny Kravatz’s cousin and composer, off to meet the Duchess of Westminister to discuss ways to help her charity “save the family.
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90-minute doc I produced and directed for Five
Kathy on Breakfast. Interviewed by Bill and Kate